Crooklyn Die Hard

I hear Kimpossible is going to be at Brooklyn Rider, at the Main Street Museum, on Monday the 14th, at 6:00 PM. We'll be in Final Blackout though so Big Boy and Dead Meat better watch their backs.

Every Assassin Die-hard Gets Blasted Eventually

Sunday Sunday Sunday! 2'O'Clock at the Canoe Club Mr. Saturday Dance will be hosting a guitar ensemble. Gun him down in front of everybody!

Televised Death Sentence

Ajax and M will be at CATV, in the Tip Top building, on Thursday (12/20/12), at 5PM for a meeting.

Assault Hill

Tonight (12/16/12) it's trivia night at Salt Hill Leb and the real question is who's going down? Dead Meat (self proclaimed "easy target") and La Femm Vegina will be attending along with Kickassidy and maybe Crawdad and maybe Lady and maybe even Doctor Inspector. Kick em' to the curb!

ALSO Tomorrow night (12/17/12) La Femm Vegina and CiderSlinger will be attending an Upper Valley Vixens event at Salt Hill Leb at 6:30. Tie their shoelaces together and trip em up. When they're down, shoot em'.

Riddle Me This

M can be found hosting Trivia at Salt Hill Hanover every Wednesday night. Take him down hot shot!

Brief Hiatus

President Nixon will be out of town on Wednesday and Thursday. If you're dedicated enough you can track him down at "Angry Al's" in Brattleboro. He'll return to guide this great nation on Thursday evening.

BLASTphemy

You can find Ajax every Sunday morning attending mass at St. Anthony's at 10:30. Kill him and let God sort it out.