The Canoe Club is holding a benefit night for the Upper Valley Humane Society on December 19th. A portion of all the profits from the night will be donated to all the little homeless kittens and puppies with little crutches and emphysema. So be a bad person who does good things. Attend this bash, locate your target, take them out, get a drink, move on.
M is said to be showing up sometime in the evening.
Secret Agent 1701 will also be there, but she'll be immune. Maybe you can invite her out for a brisk jog or something and kill her then. Get creative! Check it out here: http://www.facebook.com/events/414037662002139/
The "humane" thing to do would be to put down a dog that you know can't survive. Is this a surrender, or a threat? The duck flies at midnight.
ReplyDeleteThe "humane" thing to do would be to put that dog into a rocket and blast it into space. That way, it might get found by aliens with genius intellects who could rebuild the dog with some form of advanced living plastic and then it'd be free to run around in the fields all day!
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